If you've ever listened to Two Drinks In, you know full well how dirty we can get (yeah, our mouths run pretty foul). So, in honor of #HumpDay, we decided to share with you the dirtiest dirty martini recipe we've ever come across:

Filthy Martini

  • 2 1/2 oz. vodka
  • 1/2 oz. dry vermouth
  • 5 tsp olive brine
  • 2 cups ice
  • 3 olives

In a shaker, mix together first four ingredients, and shake, shake, shake like you've never shaken before. Then, pour into a martini glass (we recommend a chilled one...remember, we're pros when it comes to drinking). Garnish with three olives on a skewer and ENJOY!

Simple, right?