Because we're launching an episode that centers on good ol' Donnie Trump, we didn't want the rest of the Republican candidates to feel left out. So, we thought we'd share probably the best damn recipe for the Old Fashioned:

Best-Damn Old Fashioned

  • 2 oz. rye
  • 1/2 oz simple syrup
  • 2 dashes bitters
  • 2 cups ice
  • Orange twist

Mix the first four ingredients in a cocktail mixer, and shake lightly. Pour into an old-fashioned glass, garnish with an orange twist, and listen to our next podcast (I mean, what did you expect us to say?).